if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following
- they are called “shorts”
- i look great
Just because you don’t say much doesn’t mean people don’t notice you. It’s actually the quiet ones who often draw the most attention. There’s this constant whirlwind of motion and sound all around, and then there’s the quiet one, the eye of the storm.
Reblogging this forever
Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
There are 5 types of fear
3. 14 missed calls from mom
4. Username or password is incorrect
5. “We need to talk”
*randomly feels pain on a random part of my body* oh god here we go im gonna die
Excuse me sir you cannot be standing here like that looking so hot you will cause a disturbance and I will lose my job
Omg I’m so sorry sir I won’t do it again I promise ok
I hate when people say money doesn’t buy you happiness. it does. it buys you financial stability, a nice house, nice cars, nice vacations and trips, healthier food, a better education, etc. like wearing burberry while driving around in an audi would probably make me pretty happy too. but it’s just that rich people often take their comfortable lives for granted and end up being spoiled and ungrateful for what they have